Archives for February 2013

Pope: Take This Job and ….

Country & Western singer, Johnny Paycheck, twanged his way into the American workingman’s heart with the lyrics: “Take this job and shove it I ain’t workin’ here no more” Pope Benedict XVI, a secret country & western music fan,  took Johnny Paycheck’s advice to heart and resigned today, effective February 28. Very few, even among […]

Republicans: “We Own Your Genitals”

After being rejected decisively and losing the 2012 elections, Republicans completed their soul-searching and issued a terse, one-line comprehensive policy statement: “We still own your genitals.” John Boehner (grammatically pronounced “boner,” not “bay-nor”) has declared that Republicans will no longer openly talk about the sexual and gender issues, gay rights and marriage, and women’s right […]

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