Trump’s VP Choices – Damaged Goods, But Serviceable?

At the beginning of the GOP primary season, no one seriously believed that a blow-hard billionaire who looks like he grows genetically modified corn silk on his head would be picking a Vice-Presidential nominee. Only my schizophrenic astrologer told me this was going to happen, so eat your heart out, David Brooks and Charles Krauthammer […]

Christianity Is New Law of Texas

In a drastic cost-cutting move, Texas Attorney General, Ken Paxton, declared that Texas doesn’t need any law other than what good Christians think. His first act under OCL (Old Christian Law) was to ban gay marriage in Texas after a federal judge struck down a Texas gay marriage ban in February of 2014, subject to […]

Republican Terrible Two’s

WASHINGTON  (Nedelman Report) — Eighty house Republicans simultaneously suffered a bout of the “terrible two’s” and requested John Boehner shut down the government instead of having Obamacare implementation proceed as voted upon and approved by Congress. The “terrible two’s” is a mental condition many two-year olds suffer, characterized by fits of intractable anger, rage, inconsolable […]

Is Mitt Romney Morally Comprimised?

Mitt Romney’s political and social positions litter the path to his Republican presidential nomination like so many rusted-out junkers abandoned in the desert. In all fairness, though, bible-thumping, faith-based political action committees and Tea Party conservatives on a high moral-fiber diet always knew that, but went with the clearly duplicitous Mr. Romney, anyway. High moral […]

Romney: 47% of Americans are Parasites

Mitt Romney wowed an audience of wealthy Republican donors at a May fundraiser with the inclusive, heart-warming message that forty-seven percent of Americans are worthless parasites lacking in self-respect. It’s refreshing to see that Romney sends the same message to all audiences. Romney tendered his heartfelt message by acknowledging Americans need to pull together to […]

Paul Ryan’s Marvelously Orwellian RNC Speech

Last night I was mesmerized by Paul Ryan’s Orwellian VP acceptance speech at the Republican National Convention (RNC). It was as if Paul Ryan appeared in drag doing a febrile imitation Ayn Rand in a bizarre movie remake of George Orwell’s 1984. An absolutely bizarre Ryan performance from so many perspectives. In his novel, 1984, […]

Gay Marriage Ban: North Korea Backs North Carolina

PYONGYANG, North Korea The new North Korean Leader, Kim Jong Un, issued a statement in support for North Carolina’s recently passed gay marriage ban. “It is good that two sexually repressed peoples living in countries whose names both start with “North” stand together against enlightened running dog capitalist social thinking. For the first time I […]

Santorum “N” Words President Obama

Janesville, Wisconsin — “Ni…” may be a joke Mel Brooks pulls off in his movie, “Blazing Saddles,” seeming to catch himself mid-word referring to the new, black sheriff standing within earshot. “Nig…” is definitely not a joke when Rick Santorum uses the word to denegrate President Obama in a campaign speech on Tuesday in Wisconsin. […]

Palin Challenges Obama to a “Duel of Wits” Debate… with an Unloaded Weapon

The ever frisky Sarah Palin took issue with her images and words appearing  in an election ad for Obama, which effectively asks, “Are You Tired of Far Right Loonies, Tea Partiers, and Whack-Jobs?” Later, continuing in her unremitting battle with sadomasochism, Palin challenged President Obama to a one-on-one duel of wits in a debate. A […]

Vote for Rick “Savonarola” Santorum

I admit it. I am flat guilty of many of the sins Rick Santorum rattles on about while running for President. I am without defense. For starters, I am guilty of being: 1)      educated, having frittered away much time and money earning a  college degree and advanced education, 2)      reasonably intelligent (Santorum says Satan attacks […]

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