GOP: We Don’ Need No Stinkin’ New Mexican-American Citizens

WASHINGTON, DC  (Nedelman Report) — House GOP obstructionists embraced their new slogan of the week, “We Don’ Need No Stinkin’ New Mexican-American Citizens.” House Judiciary Committee Chairman Bob Goodlatte, R-Va., rejected President Obama’s Path to Citizenship proposals as outlined in the Senate version of the immigration reform bill. Yesterday, the Nedelman Report disclosed that movie […]

Romney Tells Latinos to Learn Spanish

ORLANDO, FLORIDA Thursday, June 21 Mitt Romney spoke at the National Assn. of Latino Elected and Appointed Officials here today, attacking President Obama’s DREAM Act as “stop-gap measures,” while offering few details of his “Berlitz Spanish Solution” to the United States immigration problem. “As usual with all my big plans and policy solutions, I can’t […]

Romney: “Make ‘Taco Tuesday’ a National Holiday”

UNDISCLOSED TACO BELL LOCATION IN MICHIGAN Mitt Romney said that if he is elected President, he and fellow hardline Republicans will push for formalizing “Taco Tuesday” as a national holiday, all in an effort to appease Latinos for previous hostile immigration statements he made and to steal thunder away from President Obama immigration directive last […]

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