Trump Extends Credit to Mexico for Great Wall

WASHINGTON — (The Nedelman Report) During the campaign, President-elect Donald Trump promised “We will build a great wall along the southern border. And Mexico will pay for the wall. One hundred percent.” Former Mexican President, Vincente Fox, responded politely to Trump’s proposal with, “We’re not paying for that fucking wall.” Today, as reported by POLITICO, […]

Trump’s VP Choices – Damaged Goods, But Serviceable?

At the beginning of the GOP primary season, no one seriously believed that a blow-hard billionaire who looks like he grows genetically modified corn silk on his head would be picking a Vice-Presidential nominee. Only my schizophrenic astrologer told me this was going to happen, so eat your heart out, David Brooks and Charles Krauthammer […]

THE HISPANIC TITANIC, MARCO RUBIO, IS DESTINED TO SINK

The Hispanic Titanic, Marco Rubio, sailed out of Iowa not far behind Ted Cruz and Donald Trump for a long itinerary of primary stop-overs between now and the Republican convention. Most of the icebergs in the way of Rubio, like Ben Carson and Jeb Bush, are, as Donald Trump might say, chump-change icebergs, like Rick […]

RUBIO SO CROOKED HE HAS TO SCREW HIS SHOES ON

NEWPORT BEACH (The Nedelman Report) — Marco Rubio has won The Nedelman Report’s annual “Screw-Shoes Award” for the most financially irresponsible politician seeking high public office in 2016. The editorial board issued the following statement explaining why Marco Rubio deserves the annual Screw-Shoe Award: “Marco Rubio won the 2016 Screw-Shoe Award because, like previous winners, […]

Romney Tells Latinos to Learn Spanish

ORLANDO, FLORIDA Thursday, June 21 Mitt Romney spoke at the National Assn. of Latino Elected and Appointed Officials here today, attacking President Obama’s DREAM Act as “stop-gap measures,” while offering few details of his “Berlitz Spanish Solution” to the United States immigration problem. “As usual with all my big plans and policy solutions, I can’t […]

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