GOP Creates Massive Straw Shortage

WASHINGTON – (Nedelman Report)  GOP critics of Obamacare vehemently denied that their grasping at straws to explain away the success of the final Obamacare sign-up numbers has created a nationwide straw shortage – 7.1  million sign-ups on the Federal exchange and an additional 2.5 million on state sponsored exchanges . Peggy Noonan of the Wall […]

The Stinkin’ GOP Treasure of Sierra Tawdry

BOSTON (Nedelman Report) –Chairman of the Republican National Convention, Reince Priebus, declared that the RNC decided to severely punish NBC News and CNN for daring to make and release movie biographies in 2015 about Hillary Clinton, a potential 2016 Democratic Presidential challenger. It makes no difference to the RNC that NBC Entertainment, not NBC News […]

Pope: Take This Job and ….

Country & Western singer, Johnny Paycheck, twanged his way into the American workingman’s heart with the lyrics: “Take this job and shove it I ain’t workin’ here no more” Pope Benedict XVI, a secret country & western music fan,  took Johnny Paycheck’s advice to heart and resigned today, effective February 28. Very few, even among […]

Mitch McConnell Made Honorary Galapagos Tortoise

GALAPAGOS ISLANDS   (The Nedelman Report)  Senate Republican minority leader, Mitch McConnell, has been named an honorary Galapagos tortoise by the president of the World Turtle Society, Sir Ian Cooter.  Sir Ian noted in his announcement: “In word and deed Mitch McConnell has earned our admiration and this award for his steadfast turtle  qualities: he’s like […]

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