SANTORUM ENDORSEMENT TRICKLES DOWN ON ROMNEY

SOMEWHERE IN THE INTERNET CLOUD Staying true to Republican “trickle-down” economics, Rick “Savonarola” Santorum trickled-down his 98.6 degree endorsement of his chief rival, Mitt (short for “Mittens”) Romney. Santorum’s endorsement did not occur at a major news press conference as most politicos assumed would happen, but instead, in paragraph 13 of a long, rambling email […]

North Korean Leader: “Romney Really Frightens Me!”

PYONGYANG, North Korea In a response to letters recently sent to voters by Rick Santorum, stating, “It truly frightens me to think what’ll happen if Romney is the nominee,” the new North Korean Leader, Kim Jong Un, responded in a fit of deja vu with, “It truly frightens me to think what’ll happen if Romney […]

Ryan Introduces GOP’s “Let Them Eat Cake” Budget

Congressman Paul Ryan introduced the GOP’s new “Path to Prosperity” budget, which Republican insiders laughingly call the “Let Them Eat Cake” budget, named after the famous Marie Antoinette quote when she was told the peasants were hungry and had no bread. Ryan was asked about the effect of his budget on middle and lower classes […]

Vote for Rick “Savonarola” Santorum

I admit it. I am flat guilty of many of the sins Rick Santorum rattles on about while running for President. I am without defense. For starters, I am guilty of being: 1)      educated, having frittered away much time and money earning a  college degree and advanced education, 2)      reasonably intelligent (Santorum says Satan attacks […]

This Litter of Candidates is Inbred

Nature is creative and favors those life forms offering the most adaptable and varied gene pool.  The same is true in politics. The more varied the genes in a political organism, the better chances for that creature not only to survive, but also to thrive over time as it adapts to its ever changing environment. […]

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